Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 24, 2023

Now the probability that wearing a banana suit will lead to your death is 100%.

What slippery character. You’d think bullets would just slide off him.

he seems to be confusing invulnerability with invincibility.

not that he has either.

but you can be soundly defeated and still survive.

and you can be victorious and still die.

This illustrates something doctors remain obstinately oblivious to: Statistics are applicable only to populations, not to individual members of populations, and so have no practical significance in medicine. A correlation that exists at the population level has no bearing on what is right for a particular patient.

Is that what Lady Gaga was thinking?

Bayesian inference can be a problem.

His wife loved him a bunch.