Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 09, 2023

Try-outs for KFC.

He’s in the line for senior moment supplements.

It’s the line to complain about standing in lines.

Happens to me too.

Here’s an easy trick to remember. Leave the line and walk away. You’ll recall what you were doing instantly.

Of course, you’ll have to go back to the end of the line again.

Standing in lines where the surnames are arranged in alphabetical order, you learn humility, patience … and simmering resentment if your name is very near the end of the alphabet. All you Z’s — queue up!

I don’t do long lines! People are so brutal! If a person comes up with a few items, no one ever lets them go ahead…but I always do! They can steam all they want….Since the pandemic, I’ve been shopping on line at my local grocery stores ! Love it!

When you got in line it was for the iPhone 11.

I can’t remember my lines . . . . :)

When I see all the cartoons in my daily feed, I often think the same thing.