Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 01, 2024

Awww, go build a dam.

That’s just the poutine acting up.

And there are The Royal Pain Canadian Mumblies.

We’ve met lots of Canadians over at the beach while winter fishing and they were all smiles, particularly those from up around Hudson Bay.

Tonight Canadians will gather together and perform the secret rite that will take all our anger, meanness and impolite impulses…and implant them into every Canada goose on the planet!

Militarily speaking, Canadians are either lovely or war crimes experts.

Happy Canada Day, eh? :)

Barbecue, beer, Nanaimo bars, sweet and savoury beaver tails and tiger tail ice cream.

Happy Canada Day!

If I had the USA for a neighbor, I’d be muttering too.