Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 27, 2013

the kid was outstanding in his compost heap

Huh! Kid HAD to ask!

I’ve heard a similar joke,“Dog for Sale.Loves Children.Will settle for dog food.”

Aww, don’t look so downcast, Gary. Leopold can’t help it; it’s just his mutant nature. Besides, the deliciously plump dude in the smiley-face tee had it coming.

some folks wonder why the neighbors don’t accept Garythe neighbors don’t last long enough to get to know himthat will continue as long as he lets his monster roam freelyand as long as the 50 foot woman insists on wearing high heel shoes

I’m actually surprised there is anything left to bury… Leo must have eaten someone else recently… ;)

Love it! This must be today’s award winning comment! Leo will come and deliver it personally.

Hannibal would ‘Eat the Rude’This one ‘Eats the Dumb?’

Most folks try to keep up with the neighbors – Leopold works hard at keeping them down.

All the guy lacks is a bunch of new tattoos all over his arms and a couple of piercings.

yoww!!

As Professor McGonagal said to Harry Potter on the night of the dance: “Well, now you know.”

If Leo had been named Doug, we could have had jokes like “Beware of Doug” and “Does your Doug bite?”