The truth is always somewhere out there.
I think a “young Gary” flashback would be great. Did he ever bite George Washington in 1799, out of curiosity?
Nice hat.
At first he thought it was hatred in his heart. Later he discovered it was dysentery in his bowels.
Hundreds of years ago? Clearly, he never crossed paths with Abe Lincoln.
Well there’s a mystery solved! I’ll bet Gary is who was behind the lost colony of Roanoke.
You CAN go home again.
Gary’s memory has “improved” over hundreds of years. Wuss!
October 24, 2014
Troglodyte about 6 years ago
The truth is always somewhere out there.
ArmOfTheSportsPress about 6 years ago
I think a “young Gary” flashback would be great. Did he ever bite George Washington in 1799, out of curiosity?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Nice hat.
AtariDragon about 6 years ago
At first he thought it was hatred in his heart. Later he discovered it was dysentery in his bowels.
Joliet Jake about 6 years ago
Hundreds of years ago? Clearly, he never crossed paths with Abe Lincoln.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
Well there’s a mystery solved! I’ll bet Gary is who was behind the lost colony of Roanoke.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 6 years ago
You CAN go home again.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Gary’s memory has “improved” over hundreds of years. Wuss!