Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 14, 2020

“… and when you discover big worms are living inside your eyes?”

Or the centipede that chews his way through your right ear canal to your left ear canal!!!

Well he turned you around with his first joke.

Lewis CK is in the audience for some pointers….

I don’t think he is going to be helping food sales.

Actually.. it could save your life.. Maggots only eat dead flesh and were used by doctors of old to clean a wound before gangrene killed you.. The success rate was marginally better than zero.. but still

Love the lady in the third panel. I’m with her!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Carrot Top he’s not.

I haven’t laughed so hard since the top of my coffin collapsed and crushed my lungs, expelling the last of the fetid decayed air that was still in them. I’ll be here all week, folks. Try the maggot surprise.

It happens a lot.

Uncle Zombie has a very special brand of humor. Kinda like Emo Philips after being gunned down….

Arthritis is termite induced.