Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 22, 2021

They stood a ghost of a chance

No doubt she’ll have a spirited evening.

Owen is the least scary one of the bunch.

But what’s going to happen on the third date?

When, o when did Owen gather so much spirit?

Wow! Way to go, Owen!

What? How’d that sad loser get a hot date?

Well I see “ghost of a chance” is taken. Howz about Leo saying, “Awww sheet!”

Based upon her agreeing to go out with Owen, I’d say the other two dodged a bullet.

I would say she made the best choice.

I would think having sex with a ghost would be a lot like an erotic dream.

Go Owen!

Owen can’t wait to get this woman between the sheets!

Good for Owen!

Every dog has his day.

You snooze, you lose….

She must think he’s Patrick Swayze?

Anchorette Dana and Owen?! Who would have thought it?

Gary never really stood a chance, but at least she is safe from Leopold, for the moment.