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AH!…the traditional village house (or monster) warming party. Complete with pitchforks and torches…Shrek would be proud. Enough for Elsa (Lancaster) to be jealous.
For a fat little Reform vampire with stumpy legs, Gary has developed some real speed through generations of practice fleeing angry villagers armed with torches and pitchforks! And Bride of F. is no slouch as a scud, either, despite that long gown hampering her stride!
STEPUP over 3 years ago
Pray for an open manhole!!!
alikgator over 3 years ago
Builds endurance!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 3 years ago
He’s pretty spry for a doughy lump.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Get that little zombie girl.. she’ll run ’em off.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
It’s the incentive that counts…..faster, faster
posstockhoarder over 3 years ago
I’m just about a moonlight mile down the road….
xSigoff Premium Member over 3 years ago
AH!…the traditional village house (or monster) warming party. Complete with pitchforks and torches…Shrek would be proud. Enough for Elsa (Lancaster) to be jealous.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
They’re jogging together, how romantic…..
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Gary is a running joke in this strip!
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Gary is an example of a guy that needs to practice Parkour.
BC in NC Premium Member over 3 years ago
First misstep was going out with someone else’s bride.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Hmmmmm, I wonder who tipped off the mob?
The Orange Mailman over 3 years ago
I hope they put their fitbits on so they get credit for their steps.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
For a fat little Reform vampire with stumpy legs, Gary has developed some real speed through generations of practice fleeing angry villagers armed with torches and pitchforks! And Bride of F. is no slouch as a scud, either, despite that long gown hampering her stride!
They’re such a cute couple….