Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 20, 2022

Actually, that’s a great idea that casket companies can market!!!

Another word to add to my list of American/English anomalies…

It needs…MORE COWBELL! :D

I kind of don’t want to be cremated now.

“You are not iMorgue.”

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Electrical iCoffin

Is gonna be a sudden craze

Electrical iCoffin

Is bound to be the very next phase

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Wonder what happened to the old casket? Remote controlled lid is an open and shut case for Gary!

Gary stayed with the old color scheme though.. That show room yesterday had some interesting color options.

In the movie fright night,Chris Sarandon’s character sleeps in a coffin that locks from the inside.

I would love to see the list of his favorite songs.

I can’t wait until Leopold hacks it. Let the torture begin!

I wonder if it vibrates . . . like a massage chair? :)

https://www.bing.com/search?q=don%27t+fear+the+reaper+youtube&cvid=5b4a9852157e438e9300439167e29476&aqs=edge.2.0l9.19666j0j1&pglt=171&FORM=ANNTA1&PC=DCTS

Well, it’s good to see that Gary got an actual upgrade. I guess Cadaver Carl wasn’t such a bad apple after all….