I haven’t seen Gary use any of his powers in awhile. Time to hypnotize a helpless barista into giving you a discount, or suck the jelly out of a jelly filled donut, or turn into a bat and fly over the neighbor’s landscaping to garner ideas for your own garden.
SHIVA about 2 years ago
Gary, go to the Internet, and find yourself a girl vampire!!!! I’ll expect a wedding invitation from you eventually!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 years ago
♫♪
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
♪♫
dbwindhorst about 2 years ago
“Bat!”
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Leo is cruel and mean….the little evil monster….Gary should teach him a lesson, once and for all….no respect for Gary at all!
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
I haven’t seen Gary use any of his powers in awhile. Time to hypnotize a helpless barista into giving you a discount, or suck the jelly out of a jelly filled donut, or turn into a bat and fly over the neighbor’s landscaping to garner ideas for your own garden.
BullCityFats about 2 years ago
Use that vampire hook-up app, Bitr
6turtle9 about 2 years ago
The shrill squeeky wheel gets the grease, er, donut.
diego1960 about 2 years ago
Gary has more friends than many people do.
dv about 2 years ago
There must have been Scalosian water in Gary’s coffee
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
You are correct, Sir Leopold!
Gary hasn’t acted like a real vampire in centuries! His so-called “powers” are dormant!