Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 26, 2024

It already sounds like it’s to die for.

Finally, a cure for insomnia.

Well, that’s a start!!

Reminds me of the time I spilled mustard on my pants too.

How about we start with the day you were bitten.

I wonder whether Gary meant his underpants?

Well, I just read the first sentence of the first chapter…

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Yellow-matter mustard

Dripping from a dead dog’s eye

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(with apologies to John Lennon)

I’m sorry, Gary, but that didn’t grab me…try again. With more feeling…..

Maybe not as memorable as “Call me Ishmael,” but it’s a start.

Rerun from 2021. Still amusing, though…

…was it a dark and stormy night?

Yellow journalism.

He got distracted and had to go make a sandwich. :)

Gary needs something that he can sink his teeth into. :)