It already sounds like it’s to die for.
Finally, a cure for insomnia.
Well, that’s a start!!
Reminds me of the time I spilled mustard on my pants too.
How about we start with the day you were bitten.
I wonder whether Gary meant his underpants?
Well, I just read the first sentence of the first chapter…
♫♪
Yellow-matter mustard
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
♪♫
(with apologies to John Lennon)
I’m sorry, Gary, but that didn’t grab me…try again. With more feeling…..
Maybe not as memorable as “Call me Ishmael,” but it’s a start.
Rerun from 2021. Still amusing, though…
…was it a dark and stormy night?
Yellow journalism.
He got distracted and had to go make a sandwich. :)
Gary needs something that he can sink his teeth into. :)
October 24, 2014
TStyle78 25 days ago
It already sounds like it’s to die for.
oldpine52 25 days ago
Finally, a cure for insomnia.
SHIVA 25 days ago
Well, that’s a start!!
The Duke 25 days ago
Reminds me of the time I spilled mustard on my pants too.
SquidGamerGal 25 days ago
How about we start with the day you were bitten.
rob.home 25 days ago
I wonder whether Gary meant his underpants?
royq27 25 days ago
Well, I just read the first sentence of the first chapter…
Doug Taylor Premium Member 25 days ago
♫♪
Yellow-matter mustard
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
♪♫
(with apologies to John Lennon)
Zebrastripes 25 days ago
I’m sorry, Gary, but that didn’t grab me…try again. With more feeling…..
joegeethree 25 days ago
Maybe not as memorable as “Call me Ishmael,” but it’s a start.
xSigoff Premium Member 25 days ago
Rerun from 2021. Still amusing, though…
ElwoodP 25 days ago
…was it a dark and stormy night?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 24 days ago
Yellow journalism.
Impkins Premium Member 24 days ago
He got distracted and had to go make a sandwich. :)
the lost wizard 24 days ago
Gary needs something that he can sink his teeth into. :)