Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 27, 2022

If scientists ever build a fish to human translator, they will be surprised at what they hear.

Some women just can’t stop sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong.

Sherman is no longer a newt.

With or without tan lines?

Sherman, the literal garbage disposal of the sea, sarcastically saying “Classy.”

Megan knows all about poor choices in mates.

Ah, such good advice from Megan. But will Ashley listen? And will Ashley regret her choice? Tune in tomorrow for the next thrilling instalment!

I don’t think Ashley’s gonna listen.

I’m sure that he tastes good though….

I wonder if their lagoon is near Makin Island? Perhaps the Makin lagoon?

This sounds like a reference to CBS’ new “reality TV” version of The Love Boat, which I hope will be the first new show to be cancelled. The original, ABC-TV series (1977-1986), was 65,928,758 times more entertaining than the total excrement that CBS is about to put on.

Just wait around until nightfall; when they run into the water for some extracurriculars, eat the worm (just the worm) and watch the rating soar!

Well when there aren’t neighbors around to poke nose there, women watch realities.

Haha! XD She is WAY too invested in this show!