When I was a kid we’d go to the beach. My dad would get sunburned all over his back. Two days later we’d have a contest to see who could peel the biggest piece off.
Wife was a travel agent. One of her customers tried to sue the agency because a guy’s wife on his honeymoon burned her boobs. “Nobody warned us; it ruined our honeymoon.” Didn’t go anywhere, but agency warned people from then on to avoid a hassle. People are idiots.
This reminds me of when a girlfriend and I went to the lake and spent the whole day on one of the first sunny days of the year. Had a blast and met lots of cute guys. We totally forgot about the sun. OUCH and double OUCH!!
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Will husband and wife sleep in the same bed tonight?
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
When I was a kid we’d go to the beach. My dad would get sunburned all over his back. Two days later we’d have a contest to see who could peel the biggest piece off.
Captain Colorado over 1 year ago
Baked shark.
c001 over 1 year ago
The string of pearls wil leave a nice pattern.
Pet over 1 year ago
Mmm, barbecued shark meat……
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Basking sharks
win.45mag over 1 year ago
A family of great red sharks
westcarleton over 1 year ago
Wife was a travel agent. One of her customers tried to sue the agency because a guy’s wife on his honeymoon burned her boobs. “Nobody warned us; it ruined our honeymoon.” Didn’t go anywhere, but agency warned people from then on to avoid a hassle. People are idiots.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
MMMMMM Roast Shark.
nsaber over 1 year ago
Boy, that is gonna sting when they get back into the salt water.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Sunburned while underwater? How is that even possible?
monya_43 over 1 year ago
This reminds me of when a girlfriend and I went to the lake and spent the whole day on one of the first sunny days of the year. Had a blast and met lots of cute guys. We totally forgot about the sun. OUCH and double OUCH!!
FunnyPageLover over 1 year ago
Do sharks sleep?
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Lol
ToneeRhianRose 10 months ago
Haha! (^▽^) Can sharks even get sunburned?