When I was a kid we’d go to the beach. My dad would get sunburned all over his back. Two days later we’d have a contest to see who could peel the biggest piece off.
Wife was a travel agent. One of her customers tried to sue the agency because a guy’s wife on his honeymoon burned her boobs. “Nobody warned us; it ruined our honeymoon.” Didn’t go anywhere, but agency warned people from then on to avoid a hassle. People are idiots.
This reminds me of when a girlfriend and I went to the lake and spent the whole day on one of the first sunny days of the year. Had a blast and met lots of cute guys. We totally forgot about the sun. OUCH and double OUCH!!
sirbadger 11 months ago
Will husband and wife sleep in the same bed tonight?
Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago
When I was a kid we’d go to the beach. My dad would get sunburned all over his back. Two days later we’d have a contest to see who could peel the biggest piece off.
Captain Colorado 11 months ago
Baked shark.
c001 11 months ago
The string of pearls wil leave a nice pattern.
Pet 11 months ago
Mmm, barbecued shark meat……
P51Strega 11 months ago
Basking sharks
win.45mag 11 months ago
A family of great red sharks
westcarleton 11 months ago
Wife was a travel agent. One of her customers tried to sue the agency because a guy’s wife on his honeymoon burned her boobs. “Nobody warned us; it ruined our honeymoon.” Didn’t go anywhere, but agency warned people from then on to avoid a hassle. People are idiots.
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
MMMMMM Roast Shark.
nsaber 11 months ago
Boy, that is gonna sting when they get back into the salt water.
CaveCat87 11 months ago
Sunburned while underwater? How is that even possible?
monya_43 11 months ago
This reminds me of when a girlfriend and I went to the lake and spent the whole day on one of the first sunny days of the year. Had a blast and met lots of cute guys. We totally forgot about the sun. OUCH and double OUCH!!
FunnyPageLover 11 months ago
Do sharks sleep?
WentHulk 11 months ago
Lol
ToneeRhianRose 6 months ago
Haha! (^▽^) Can sharks even get sunburned?