Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for January 03, 2024

Perusing the FBI’s most wanted list to see if Mom is still on it?

And you don’t seem to be stopping doing personal business.

Fillmore must have inspired Hawthorne after all for him to be pursuing his ancestry. :-)

Many of his ancestors died from a serious case of the crabs..(ugh!)

If I tried eating Hawthorne (even fresh from the sea), I’d probably get food poisoning.

Can’t figure out how he was elected mayor.

Hawthorne, you’re one of the biggest hypocrites around. Yesterday, you wouldn’t stop pestering Fillmore while he was doing his research, now here, you’re telling Sherman not to pester you.

His ancestors were known for their shellfishness.

Family Crabtree?

In the 90’s, dropping in unexpectedly to my supervisor i’d often see his serious business was playing minesweeper onthe PC

Don’t send them your DNA Hawthorne because then the police across the sea have access to all your criminal acts.

Ancestry is only government business if you’re trying to prove you’re “royal” (family “tree” more of a single blade of grass) or if you’re seeking to purge undesirables.

Haha! (＾▽＾)