Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 24, 2024

Sharks eat protein and fiber will help him dump on pesky scuba divers.

Turtles, however, can taste pretty good…

At least I learned a new term… And I’d like to taste Fillmore’s smoothy.

Come on, Sherman, you know what they say, don’t knock it ’till you try it.

You lost me at the same place, Fillmore. You should have said it was tasty first.

You can make smoothies with bananas and mangoes and strawberries. You don’t need to make smoothies out of grass that taste terrible.

In my early 20s I adopted a motto: “I’d rather enjoy a short life than be miserable in a long one,” in response to the burgeoning “health food” craze and the “eat this, not that” mania.

I’ve made it past 80 and still enjoying myself so maybe it’s the enjoyment that leads to a long life.

I gave up on the company that sold plankton for human consumption, when I saw the were also pushing a crushed seashell product. “It’s protein!”

Yeah, so is hair. Don’t eat hair.

Eat right and add ten years to your life, what a miserable way to add ten years imo

A smoothie is the best way to get the stuff that’s good for you without having to chew it.