Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 30, 2009

Don’t you mean twice the idiot.

a bigamist or bigidiot

A Mormon or a sheik.

Arab sheiks are allowed up to four wives.

Are you surprised at the cost of oil?

How about a masochist?

A polygynist to be specific.

SAME QUESTION, DIFFERENT ANSWER

Q: What do call a woman with more than one husband? A: Elizabeth Taylor

WHY would you WANT 2 wives? — Don’t bigamists understand, that also means TWO MOTHERS-In-Law???

WHAT do I call a bigamist ? - dum azz!!

A Jack mormon.

The way Roz is looking at Shoe I don’t think he’ll be around long enough to worry about the correct answer. On the other hand, if you are intelligent enough to stay single the question becomes moot.

Bigamy is it’s own punishment. I can’t handle one, why would I want two?

I can’t understand why Roz is so miffed. Would she actually want to be one of 2 wives?

Some people say bigamy is having one wife too many. Others say marriage is pretty much the same.

sarge, you wouldn’t have 2 Mothers-in-law if they were sisters. EWWWWWW!!!

From the way, Roz, feels about Shoe , why does she wastes to effort on the scow.

Under American law, a man is only allowed one wife. This is called monotony.

It’s the ANSWER that’s supposed to be in the form of a question.

There once was a fellow from Lyme Who married three wives at a time. When asked “Why a third?” He replied “One’s ABSURD!” “And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”

Unfortunately, I can’t claim it as my own, although I also couldn’t say who actually wrote it. First heard it many, many years ago, and for some reason it stuck.

AMEN

bigamist = a fog in Rome.

In the famous words of Captain Spalding ( Groucho Marx ), “I thought it was big o’ me too!”

Hooray for Captain Spalding!

The gentleman explorer!!

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.”

She says I’m her “first husband”; I say she’s my “last wife”…