Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 27, 2012

At his age, it’s all protein.

I just crossed Roz’s place off my list

The War of the Salad…

Better than “backstroke” in the soup.

The question should be, “What is this salad doing around my fly and ants?”

Since it’s the only place in town, it also makes it the best place in town (and also the worst, but we won’t go into that.)

And oh what an enormous battle it is!

Better than him having to go out and gather his own ants and flies and lettuce.

He’s a BIRD; what’s the deal?

Ewwwwwwww!

That’s a new one I’ve never heard before, “Fighting off the ants!” LOL

Carnivore’s revenge on the Vegetarians.

Instead of croutons, Croton bugs.

a veritable Discovery Channel style struggle to the death going on right there in the salad plate

I had a lettuce worm on my plate once at a restaurant. The manager said it was harmless, picked it off my plate and squashed it on the floor. We walked out needless to say.