Elvis is dead but Tom Jones lives on in the hearts of middle aged and not-so-middle aged (anymore) women.He is a legend in his own mind. But he still wows ’em.
This is part of a very old joke. I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard it:
A man goes to the doctor. Says he is having trouble sleeping. Says when he drifts off he hears “What’s New Pussycat?”
It rings through his head for hours. Finally he starts to drift off. He is awakened again by the Green, Green Grass Of Home. It happens every night and the man is exhausted.
A guy walks into a psychiatrist’s offices and says, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ’The Green Green Grass Of Home!”The psychiatrist replies, “Oh, it sounds like you have ‘Tom Jones Syndrome.’”“Well, is it rare, or…?”“It’s not unusual.”
Rod Gonzalez over 11 years ago
Yep, Tom Jones has had that effect on women for years. . .
Superfrog over 11 years ago
It happens every day
el8 over 11 years ago
Please wash your panties before you throw them onstage, Roz.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
She’ll probably throw her bra at him.
Linguist over 11 years ago
Elvis is dead but Tom Jones lives on in the hearts of middle aged and not-so-middle aged (anymore) women.He is a legend in his own mind. But he still wows ’em.
Willa Rolfes over 11 years ago
The joke is “it’s not unusual” is Tom Jones’ song.
cygnustigris over 11 years ago
All I can say is, thanks for sticking that song in my head! Now I have to go find some Engelbert Humperdinck to evict it.
cygnustigris over 11 years ago
Well, the comic gave me ’It’s not Unusual’, but gmartin997 is appreciated for the alternative contribution, as well.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
It’s Not Unusual
mkd_1218 over 11 years ago
So, “What’s new, pussycat?”
avarner over 11 years ago
This is part of a very old joke. I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard it:
A man goes to the doctor. Says he is having trouble sleeping. Says when he drifts off he hears “What’s New Pussycat?”
It rings through his head for hours. Finally he starts to drift off. He is awakened again by the Green, Green Grass Of Home. It happens every night and the man is exhausted.
The doctor says “You have Tom Jones Syndrome.”
Man says" I have never heard of it. It it rare?"
Doctor says " Its Not Unusual."…
Stormrider2112 over 11 years ago
A guy walks into a psychiatrist’s offices and says, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ’The Green Green Grass Of Home!”The psychiatrist replies, “Oh, it sounds like you have ‘Tom Jones Syndrome.’”“Well, is it rare, or…?”“It’s not unusual.”
rpbass over 11 years ago
Long way to go for that punchline. :-)
Jaroca2 over 11 years ago
earworms galore today!!!………….
brick10 over 11 years ago
He’s no Engelbert Humperdink!