Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 28, 2013

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    Dtroutma  over 11 years ago

    My best friend’s been married three times. HIs first wife introduced him to his second. His second introduced him to his third! His third wife doesn’t make introductions!

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    emjaycee  over 11 years ago

    In the spirit of the strip:Men: Can’t live with them, can’t sell them for body parts (legally).

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 11 years ago

    Women may not be able to kill men, but they can make them wish they were dead.

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    Steven Cooper Premium Member over 11 years ago

    A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 2.”

    A short time later the husband comes back with 2 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 2 cartons of milk?”

    He replied, “They had avocados.”

    If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!

    Men will get it the first time.

    My work here is done.

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    P1: “…Can’t feed ’em to the gators,”

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    jcm1655  over 11 years ago

    Not one good reason 2 get married

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    danlarios  over 11 years ago

    she needs a dishwasher

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    grainpaw  over 11 years ago

    My wife called and asked me to bring home some 7-Up, I said, “OK, 7-Up.” I took the 7-Up home and put it on the table and she said, “Where’s the ginger ale?”

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