Isn’t he the one that was swallowed whole by a bear? And then, when the hunters came, they saw a male and female bear and asked which one had eaten him. To which a witness pointed to the male. Immediately the hunter shot the other bear, cut her open and found your friend safe and sound, if a bit gooey.
Which, of course, demonstrates that nobody’s ever telling the truth when they say “the Czech is in the male.”
How about the short thief from Prague, who was on the run from the cops after his last heist? He ran to a friend’s house for shelter, asking him, “can you cache a small Czech?”
Their is won big problem with spell-check. Yew can right a sentience that sounds write when red aloud but has miss takes that want be detective by the soft wear.
2578275 over 10 years ago
@somebodyshort@dukedougGood ones!
puddleglum1066 over 10 years ago
Isn’t he the one that was swallowed whole by a bear? And then, when the hunters came, they saw a male and female bear and asked which one had eaten him. To which a witness pointed to the male. Immediately the hunter shot the other bear, cut her open and found your friend safe and sound, if a bit gooey.
Which, of course, demonstrates that nobody’s ever telling the truth when they say “the Czech is in the male.”
…and don’t forget to tip your server, folks…
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
Groan … I couldn’t think of a better one.
2578275 over 10 years ago
Ditto!
unca jim over 10 years ago
I second the motion!
Leeroy over 10 years ago
How about the short thief from Prague, who was on the run from the cops after his last heist? He ran to a friend’s house for shelter, asking him, “can you cache a small Czech?”
2578275 over 10 years ago
Honorable mention at least!
derlehrer over 10 years ago
Maybe I’m being overly critical, but shouldn’t we be zeroed in on “spell” instead of “check”? :D
westny77 over 10 years ago
Ah like casting spells and curses.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
One of these days Shoe is going to sneeze and his teetering house of papers is going to go Everywhere! ;)
medved over 10 years ago
“My friend from Prague was a certified Czech.”My friend from Prague was a cancelled Czech.
derlehrer over 10 years ago
Their is won big problem with spell-check. Yew can right a sentience that sounds write when red aloud but has miss takes that want be detective by the soft wear.