Conversation with alumni fund raiser a few years back:“Your job description?”“Chief Scapegoat”“C-H-I-E-F—— What? I almost wrote that down!”(Well, it is a step up from whipping boy!)
Boss wanted me to keep a daily “Lessons Learned” log.Day one: Make sure liquid nitrogen is at solenoid in chamber.Day Two: Check to see if boss wants to look at logDay Three: Why in the wide,wide,world of sports am I keeping this stupid log?
pelican47 over 9 years ago
It said job description, not job performance.
wizzo10 over 9 years ago
From one quack to another
Linguist over 9 years ago
I once had an employee write for their job description: " Doing what I’m told. "
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Well, it is 25 words or less…
Kerovan over 9 years ago
I knew a lady who wrote a 2 word essay on why she needed a scholarship. The two words? “Poverty sucks.”.She got the scholarship.
tuslog64 over 9 years ago
Conversation with alumni fund raiser a few years back:“Your job description?”“Chief Scapegoat”“C-H-I-E-F—— What? I almost wrote that down!”(Well, it is a step up from whipping boy!)
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 9 years ago
Slave Labor.
route66paul over 9 years ago
professional smartass
boldyuma over 9 years ago
Boss wanted me to keep a daily “Lessons Learned” log.Day one: Make sure liquid nitrogen is at solenoid in chamber.Day Two: Check to see if boss wants to look at logDay Three: Why in the wide,wide,world of sports am I keeping this stupid log?