Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 15, 2016

I think this joke was used sometime in this comic in like the last year, but maybe it’s something else that reminded me of it.

The primary cause of death is birth.

It’s required for long life.

Beats the alternative…

Can’t think of anything that tops that answer !

Yup!

But according to Frog Applause’s Teresa Burritt it can lead to Temptation! Beware!

Breathing: It works every time it’s tried.

“…plus, there are these Brookins and MacNelly people who won’t let me die…”

So, breathing is the gateway drug to living ? Who knew ?

actually, just ignore nature’s signal to slow down…

Some life insurance people went down to the lower east side of New York City and spoke to a senior citizen about the death rate down here. He replied, to me the death rate down here is one to a person. Edited do to length. As told by Myron Cohen.

I’ll breathe to that.

This is a repeat of the July 22nd strip. People may forget if they read daily but there are us binge readers. . . .