Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 20, 2018

“Seek… medical… attention…”

Ouch. Third panel looks like nose hair.

“Ding” is the sound roadkill makes bouncing off your car.

Time to take a picture and send it somewhere. That way you might be able to make enough money to pay for the dinner date.

Almondine. Beef Almondine….

Hey buddy, what’s your beef?

and cue Weird Al https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmXxrMC5Pv4

Sounds like the dish was a real dog!

Yukkk! It’s Dog Almond Ding!

At all-you-can-eat Chinese restaurants, I always get the cookie fortune that says, “Stop eating, pay your bill and get out!”

I understand their cookbook is called “101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.”

Was that horse meat? Neigh.

There is an actual Chinese take-out place with that name where I live.

“Where’s the beef??”