Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 14, 2019

No pain no gain, Cosmo.

“Recalculating the route. Oh… Why bother?” I think most GPS systems are named Marvin.

He’s more off than on.

car expert Jeremy Clarkson did a gps voice for tom tom but they had to be recalled for problems with his contract with the BBC on top gear. but supposedly it would say stuff like “turn left here, left here, you missed it. Now what are you going to do?”

‘Lori’ finally gives up. We disagree a lot.

I keep wanting one that talks to me in a smart-alek Australian voice. “I said turn here, ya wanker!”

So exactly which feature is that?

The “Nagging Wife Mode” or the “Bitch for A Mother In-Law” mode?

When I navigated for my mother (started at age 8 or 9), I had to tell her “My side” or “Your side” because she never learned right or left. being from NYC. she learned “uptown, downtown & crosstown” instead.

Waze can get uppity.

AI is learning about us

I turned the sound off on mine