Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 21, 2019

Watch out for her “sunglasses” Perfesser. She got the hypnotizing ones out of a box of cereal to mesmerize her dates out of free dinners and drinks.

I don’t recall seeing the back of Roz’s counter before. It’s usually drawn as in panel #2

Her mother is also ½ of her gene pool. No doubt the mother’s guilt played a role in her daughter’s “work.”

Horizontal stripes. . .she wants something to look bigger. . .

The martini is for courage before she eats.

A plastic Sturgeon?That’s nothing to Carp about ;)

She’s got a million-dollar smile – between the dental implants, the facelift, the nose job, the collagen and botox injections, and…

My wife once said “You know those aren’t real don’t you?”" (referring to a well-endowed young lady). She didn’t think it was funny when I replied “You know men don’t care, don’t you?”

I got my golf swing from my dad.

The modern version of a well adjusted child.

“Bah dum Bump”Appearing all week, remember to tip the Waitresses…..

Combined bird and mammal, just another failed prehistoric experiment.