Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 03, 2019

If I’d known that would keep her quiet I would have quit chores years ago

Hmmm. I think that was a pun in search of a joke.

Pee-YEWW!!!

…pa dump…

Silence is golden, perhaps.

“Peace in our Time”?

well, the grams are the ones who cook up the fava beans with census taker’s liver

Never have understood why taking care of the FAMILY domicile should only be the woman’s work. . .

Grand Mums for more domestic help – (get it?)

Funny.

Enjoy the silence.

No Tell-A-Grams!

“He takes a mop and cleans the floor/Or else he gets shown the door.”

Less chores for this gramps, hon.

Also known as Grampa forgot to turn on his hearing aid.

So, then, what would be the inducement for grandpa to do housework?

How about a headline for the escaped midget clairvoyant? (small medium at large)