Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 24, 2020

Let’s just hope people are civil with their comments.

The longer they’ve been dead, the more honest they are.

Can I help them to become honest. I’d consider it a civic honour

Careful there Roz some of those politicians might be lying about being dead, just to influence the graveyard vote.

not so, even the dead one’s words live on…

Another winner.

They be lying in their graves.

The only politicians I remotely trust are the ones I know personally. And I’m not personally acquainted with any.

“I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list / Of society offenders who might well be underground / And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!” Ko-Ko in The Mikado: Gilbert & Sullivan (1885).

They may be honest, but they still manage to vote.

Damn sure isn’t the Demorats. They wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them in the ass.

If you wanted honest politicians, then why’d you elect these morons?

Naw, Sen. Richard Burr will still be a lyin’ cheatin’ sonofabitch even after North Carolina voters are finished with him.

Socialists play fiddle while the nation burns.

The Orange Maroon is incapable of telling the truth or caring about anybody but himself!

That makes sense as they can no longer lie and aren’t worried about winning the next election.