Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 27, 2021

…..or the DMV.

Or the local cable company who considers your call very important!

Or the Hospital Emergency Room.

“This is Night Court: I’m here and you’re here. We’re doing this now. Just pay the fine – so we both can get out of here.”

[“If you really want a delay, you may wait in the jail.”]

Or to a medical appointment.

or the interstate during rush hour.

He should have requested a side bar. One with scotch, bourbon, gin, tequila, glasses and ice…

“… they have thousands of them!”

or boarded amtrack…