Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 16, 2022

Give him a hug, Flo…..

I gave up on it years ago. One of my better decisions

Get a pet boa constrictor. It will love you, and hug you, and squeeze you, and it will call you dinner.

Yyyyup.

Try rubbing more.

I’ll take it

Sometimes, Cosmo, ole man, you have to risk giving a hug to get a hug.

Tried the cold wet shower curtain hug?

Everybody needs a hug once in a while, … nobody needs static cling!

Once you reach the senior citizen category, this becomes more common.

Try getting undersized underpants, they’ll give you a hug in all the right places.

ditto

The way to keep your love life good and active is to tell nothing.

“How’s your love life?”“Are you asking as a fan or a player?”