Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 19, 2022

Try the chicken dance…..

Maybe he could try the Foxtrot. Oh wait, that’s another strip entirely. You could do the Texas Two Step. But your not in Texas are you? I guess you’ll just have to Waltz your way out of this problem.

Notice the lifted shoe looks like it has a left shaped sole: on the right foot. Looks like two left feet to me.

Very funny.

She should be glad that he isn’t stepping on her feet.

Sounds like me

Cosmo got it in his HEAD he could dance, not his body.

“Let’s go stumblin’ because you know we can’t dance” — song by Kentucky Headhunters

Maybe. However, he is holding closely onto what is purported to be a very attractive woman with music playing in the background. Not a bad move on his part……

But his feet are getting on her feet.

Lou Costello: I really don’t like dancing because it’s nothing but hugging set to music.

Woman: What don’t you like about that?

Lou: The music.

Shuffle off to Buffalo

“I’d like to dance and tap my feet

But they won’t keep in rhythm

You see, I washed them both today

And I can’t do nothing with ‘em"……………..Disney’s Snow White