Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 30, 2022

There’s money laundering and then there’s BS laundering.

And he’s full of dirty laundry.

He must be disinfected considering how much booze he guzzles down. But can someone remove all the lint he has become?

Just pick out the words you want to hear, Shoe.

He loves to dance the little sidestep… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALREbJZEZk

Reminds me of the media

Surprised ‘Shoe’ and ‘Cosmo’ don’t bring ‘scoop’ shovels to the Senator press briefings ! ! ! ! !

The Senator opened a can of worms when he referenced his “illustrious and accomplished career.” That’s Shoe’s cue to analyze that proposition. Go for it, Shoe.

And yet he’s still all wet.

I used to pay close attention to debates and always read what reporters wrote about them. Then a few years ago one TV reporter mentioned that after every debate all the reporters stopped at the “spin” tent that each side set up. That being the case, I was then able to read for myself that what I had heard during the debate and what the reporters were writing or saying on TV about that same debate had very little to do with each other

And his pockets aren’t full enough for him to not run…

Sounds like all politics to me

https://www.gocomics.com/fminus/2022/04/30 Should be done here with the De Soto.

for anyone who needs to know: Spin is not telling the whole truth, just the part that makes you look good. Telling no truth at all is just lying. There’s a difference.