Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 12, 2023

Shoe, you need a better opening line…..

He’s an old loafer.

Bully for her, after the way Shoe has been putting down Cosmo lately.

Another response: “Okay. You’re excused.” … “Bye!”

Well, excuse me, but I think you have my chair….

His reputation precedes him.

Why? What did you do?

Ouch!!!

Zinged before his butt feathers hit the barstool. Careful, Shoe, she’s more than you can handle.

Don’t look now, Shoe. Your notoriety is getting around. You may need a new come-on.

Beak breath with the stench of stale cigar.

He should run for president in the United States.

His reputation precedes him.

Shoe should be excused.

Geez

I think Shoe is the type who would be part of the Me Too Movement, except he hasn’t been able to get far enough along with any female to be able to harass her.

Then tolerate this…

Dom Jaun, Casanova rolled into one, with a side helping chauvinism, and viola Shoe.

Shoe strikes out again!!!