Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 30, 2023

He’s just being modest…..

Relax Roz, she just wants the house she’ll get in the divorce settlement.

Humility. If you got it, flaunt it.

He’s proud of his humbleness.

He does work off a trash can, now doesn’t he?

That’s why there won’t be a second one ! ! ! !

Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way.

I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art

He’s used to being humiliated.

I wonder if Shoe ever gets a second date?

When you have so little to be proud of, you should make the most of it.

LOL!

My roomie in college told me he was not afflicted with too much humility because that would be a flaw and he didn’t have any.

Shoe is a legend in his own mind.

For a bird that lives in the trees, Shoe is very down-to-earth.

Shoe feels it’s hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way.

But did he share his cigar with her???

That statement is a true oxymoron.