Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 22, 2023

Shoe said that he would like to buy a bowel…..

I think it was the other way around.

Sounds like my late mother lol!

In all seriousness, she was a horrible person.

Irritable bowel syndrome that has affected his personality? Does that mean he has a crappy disposition?

It was probably the other way around. IBS was the after effect.

I.P.S ….!

Then why aren’t Shoe colon your doctor?

I can speak from experience that IB can definitely manifest itself with rotten behavior

Is that a polite way to say he full of s….!

Optical rectitis

Irritable brain syndrome?

Irritable bowel is no laughing matter…

Giving up the coffee has seemed to help [knock on wood]. I don’t miss it at all, aqua de Quabbin every morning is very delish!

…or he could be just one big bowel!

I used to work with a man who Hated the world when he was sober and Loved everyone when he was Drunk.

He did not believe in Drinking while he was working.