Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 10, 2024

A whole lotta cringing going on.

The present writing looks a bit iffy too.

Developing original ideas is tough.

I’ve just finished writing a book about using stairs…

It’s a step by step guide.

My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes…

It’s only a draft at the moment.

I need help writing a sentence using the word “irony.”

Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

Was checking my son’s essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word ‘hll’. So I told him to never forget…

The hills have ’i’s.

I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.

It’s called, “Prose and Cons”.

Much the same as you do with your cooking, Roz ! ! ! !

Not much room left for real journalists.

All of his writing is cringe-worthy.

All the news, that’s really not fit to print.

I guess in Cosmo’s line of work, he see’s the coming of the ultimate battle of ’24. The Dems, the Defenders of Democracy, and the Repubs, the Amassers of Power, are for now seeking your vote. But, depending on who wins, your vote will be either just as powerful, or meaningless.

And we look at your current writing and cringe!

What would happen if someone fed Cosmo’s work into an AI database?

Hence the adage:No news is good news,