Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 02, 2024

All my exes live in Texas…..

“I was told me my ex-wife misses me, but I knew that already. She was never very good at shooting.” – W.C. Field

This is a dark humor day.

Six feet under?

Ashes to ashes … dust to dust!

And she still managed to ‘text’ you, Shoe, don’t get me wrong but I would kinda be glad she was my ‘ex’ ! ! ! !

That’s a shallow Gold Mine.

“…And I shall be more silent and cold-heartedThan you are now.”

Must be a lot of anger out there today. The “likes” are adding up at a record pace.

She knows he needs some rest. She wants him to rest in peace.

Feelings … nothing more than feelings.

I have an ex-wife, we were married for 18 months, divorced 44 years ago. She still occasionally lets me know she hates me.

Did Shoe bury her alive ?

She must have a postmortem plan.

Which ex? Doesn’t he have six of them?

Well, that answers the question “O death, where is thy sting?”

Just checking to see that his plot is still open.

Shoe’s the victim of a grave plot.

We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year / Running over the same old ground, what have we found? / The same old fears, wish you were here

Eddie Fisher says they’re not making the skies as blue this year.

ba dum tss

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

She’s in the cemetery visiting another ex.

If she’s willing to forgo alimony, it’s not good.

Shoe replies: “weather is here, wish you were beautiful”…!!