Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 22, 2010

“Um… What’re we having for supper, Cookie?” “Chili.” “Whew!” “White chili with free-range chicken andouille sausage and Bengalese cilantro…” “Aw, hell.”

Maybe add a shot of rot gut?

Cowboys don’t do sophicated food! Knock it off Cookie, this ain’t NEW YORK CITY!

I’m more of an Earl Grey myself.

Cookie was expecting them to go Yippee-Chai-Yay?

Is that Brokeback Mountian in the background??? That mountian makes cowboys do strange things.

I guess they don’t like chai.

Chai ain’t bad if ya add a little tequila, gunpowder and bacon.

What in blazes is Chai? Cowboy coffee rules!

I can see this line used on The Lives of the Cowboys on Prairie Home Companion!

Chai puts hair on yer chesticles.

“And a simply scrumptious quiche for après-herding…”

That cook looks like a guy I know. And, yes, he would probably do something like that.