Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 21, 2012

What’re they doin . . . necking?

This reminds me of the Cone of Silence in the old Get Smart Series. That didn’t keep things secret very well either.

Don’t bother, in a 150 years you’ll just break up.

The turtle lives twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sexI think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile-Ogden Nash

Each night I ask the stars up aboveWhy must I be a turtle in love

I don’t think anyone’s going to be shell shocked if you admit you’ve been making the beast with two backs.

They’re in the ’ Cone of Silence ’…

They were going to move in together, but they couldn’t make heads or tails of it.

Looks like a head-on collision to me.

“Come on babe, into my shell!”

;)

headbangers

Turtles’ version of the shell game?

Don’t forget about the old song by the Turtles, “So Snappy Together”.

huzzah!