We removed the red hots to cure the heartburn, we removed the milk duds to cure the lactose intolerance, and we removed the butterscotch discs because, well, they're delicious.
“The candystriper will be along in a minute, to assist as we take the rest of your vitals.”…
Now how long does he have to hang around hospital?
He’s a mere shell of what he used to be.
Pin yada yada yada.
Somehow, I feel empty inside.
It was a pretty vicious attack – he’s lost a lot of candy!
I never liked those butterscotch discs
I would have been even more impressed if the doc had removed a Baby Ruth from hin
But something’s still gumming up the works,
I have dibs on the Red Hots…
Don’t forget the Boogers, Doc! Can’t have the little ones getting nose candy.
The doc spared him by not mentioning the bad case of (Gummi) worms.
Presumably a gag that only works in the USA. Red hots? Milk duds? The coloured horse?
July 17, 2015
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“The candystriper will be along in a minute, to assist as we take the rest of your vitals.”…
edclectic over 10 years ago
Now how long does he have to hang around hospital?
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
He’s a mere shell of what he used to be.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Pin yada yada yada.
cdward over 10 years ago
Somehow, I feel empty inside.
TheWildSow over 10 years ago
It was a pretty vicious attack – he’s lost a lot of candy!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
I never liked those butterscotch discs
redbaronss over 10 years ago
I would have been even more impressed if the doc had removed a Baby Ruth from hin
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
But something’s still gumming up the works,
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
I have dibs on the Red Hots…
'nuffsaid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Don’t forget the Boogers, Doc! Can’t have the little ones getting nose candy.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
The doc spared him by not mentioning the bad case of (Gummi) worms.
No New Wars about 9 years ago
Presumably a gag that only works in the USA. Red hots? Milk duds? The coloured horse?