Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2015

Not enough alfalfa in the diet, probably.We see a lot of that.We’ll send out a truck to take you in to have them examined more thoroughly.

Whatever you say … sir.

Next time wear a cup.

Well done, Chuck. You seem to be well rounded.

looks like a lot of bull to me

Well, don’t get in a stew about it.

This time, follow your doctor’s advice. He’s never steered you wrong before, and he’s fixed many tender loins. (And yes, that makes him a cut above the rest.)

Careful..Doc is a natural born griller.

Well, let’s just rub some garlic, rosemary and thyme over ‘em. They’ll be just fine.

They’re tender because he hasn’t been running enough……..

He wouldn’t steer you wrong!

Yummy!

horseradish sauce won’t make him feel better. but it’ll make me happy

Comes from eating lots of corn, and no grass…and getting no exercise.

We could cure it…but that would be a waste.

I think we should cure your brisket instead.What? Um…. no…. nothing wrong with it…. it just looks…. er……

If you don’t take care of them, your loins may become inflamed.

someone got kicked in the “bulls”.