Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 17, 2016

Bev… yeah… I heard the lady cactii say he looks pretty sharp.

A saguaro is usually 50-70 years old before it grows its first branch. And this is if the arm grows quickly. It may take 100 years before a saguaro can grow its first arm.

Dunno about the cardio part, but plants are vascular.

Let your roots run.

Just weight and see.

That one could be Lou Ferrigno.

Have you tried running in place?

Prick anything that moves near you!

Ever heard of David Grundman? He shot up a giant Saguaro cactus and an arm fell off and crushed him to death.