Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 23, 2017

Got a belly laugh from the husband, with this one!

Stoned sheep.

His hair is longer than the dog in that Wile E. Coyote cartoon.

It’s the “corded” sheepdog breeds that baffle me. How can it be an advantage for a sheepdog to be lugging about 20 pounds of Rastafarian dreadlocks around?

Hey, nobody stole the rocks – success!

My neighbors sheep dog herded trees. My border collie herded furniture.

You think I’m stupid enough to guard black sheep?

“Hey! They stayed in place, didn’t they? "

And I thought it was because I had them trained

Good night Ralph… See you in the morning Sam.

I have a friend who had a dog that would bark at the floor lamp when visitors came.