Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 29, 2018

Ask about the after-snail service.

I don’t want to see out comes I want to see out goes.

IE I’d like the escar-going, please.

It has GOT TO BE better than the leeches.

Don’t escargots have, like, a shell? Or are those slugs?

MORE French Cuisine Gags???

He’ll just have to slug it out though the recovery takes time and moves at a snails pace.

With no shells, those would be slugs. Escargot are snails.

“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”

― Voltaire

His insurance won’t cover lawyers?

Reminds me of the first time I saw a Mercedes S300 zooming down the highway; “Look at that S-car go!”

The alternative is maggots.

@JUDYAZ Add some shine to that Mercedes with snail varnish.

It’s not the best medicine when someone has put salt on your wounds.

Leeches are useful…slugs and snails not so much…at least medically.

However, if you have a good idea of how to use land snails for something useful, Florida would really like you to stop by and take a few million off to their deaths.