Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 25, 2018

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hey, you’re gonna go someday… You might as well go out with a full stomach.

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    Nachikethass  over 6 years ago

    Lifestyle guard, I presume?

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    mddshubby2005  over 6 years ago

    “And if you go anywhere NEAR the water before an hour is up, mister, I’m calling your mother!”

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    Monsieur, this is Quebec and these are called poutine. Must I call the language police?

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    It’s only 6:00 AM and I want some cheesy fries…sorry poutine.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    “Don’t make me come over there & kick sand on you!”

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Ahhhhh. The continuation of the nanny state.

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    lenhimel  over 6 years ago

    I think this is the quote. “The thought of death doesn’t bother me but I’d rather not be there when it happens.” or something close..

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    He’ll hide and eat in sea-clusion.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Man; I am so glad that lifeguard doesn’t follow me around!

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