Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 06, 2018

Do your worst!

The ultimate resume.

See students, this is what happens when you don’t proofread your work.

I hope my students don’t condemn me to a similar fate! Though Niflheim wouldn’t be too bad, I suppose!

What got her into hell in the first place? Split infinitives?

Condemned to look at misplaced apostrophes throughout eternity.

People depend on Word’s spell check too much. If it dozen half a wavy read lion under it, it muss bee write.

Oh hell know!

must have been caught using slang.

Your in trouble now.

Like, I know how to punish you for, like, eternity, y’know?

It was written in textish.

Condemned to read GoComics comments for eternity!!!

I had a composition teacher in high school who only gave two grades, “A” or “F.” You were expected to be able to read proof reader’s notations and correct your paper. You got two chances to get that up to an “A.” Burn in Hell, Ms Fucile. I had top spend an hour explaining that grade in my university interview.

Me, I like finding typos.

“I didn’t write it!”

There going out of they’re way to make her sufer while shes their.

Then he asks: What are you here for?

Good thing me know how write good …