Part of the same system as the punitentiary, and the school of hard knock-knock jokes.
And keep your eye on the sparrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HNWhVXcjV8
The Defendant must have a Rap sheet.
I confess to a weakness for dirty limericks. Lock me up!
There once was a judge who rhymed, and he handed out sentences of time, and time again…
Were all of the defendants arrested by the Pun Police?
Nothing you can Shake-a-speare at.
He was driving with an expired poetic license.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is difficult…darn…
Strikes me as the perfect rap lyric.
Time-ing is everything.
He wasn’t versed in the proper defense.
Remembering Johnnie Cochran…
… And majestic mountains of purple… Rewrite.
If the glove does not fit, you must acquit!
could be worst you know….could have been the haiku court you… were sentenced in ….
He ain’t a poet and now he knows it.
July 17, 2015
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
Part of the same system as the punitentiary, and the school of hard knock-knock jokes.
finkd over 5 years ago
And keep your eye on the sparrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HNWhVXcjV8
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
The Defendant must have a Rap sheet.
Zev over 5 years ago
I confess to a weakness for dirty limericks. Lock me up!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
There once was a judge who rhymed, and he handed out sentences of time, and time again…
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Were all of the defendants arrested by the Pun Police?
smgray over 5 years ago
Nothing you can Shake-a-speare at.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
He was driving with an expired poetic license.
vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is difficult…darn…
dcrossman over 5 years ago
Strikes me as the perfect rap lyric.
gammaguy over 5 years ago
Time-ing is everything.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
He wasn’t versed in the proper defense.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Remembering Johnnie Cochran…
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
… And majestic mountains of purple… Rewrite.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
If the glove does not fit, you must acquit!
oakie817 over 5 years ago
could be worst you know….could have been the haiku court you… were sentenced in ….
Radish... over 5 years ago
He ain’t a poet and now he knows it.