Have y’all ever seen how those things actually eat? I feel kinda sorry for their prey. The mantis is just biting away and the poor prey animal (frog, lizard, snake, bird, insect, whatever) either isn’t fighting at all or it’s fighting and still getting eaten alive.
Here's Waldo about 4 years ago
Well, geez! Don’t chew my head off!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Say your preyers.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
That’s the root of my problem with Pascal’s wager.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 4 years ago
MANTIS is not of this world!
MayCauseBurns about 4 years ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
sunkatt2 about 4 years ago
Makes as much sense as anything else.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN about 4 years ago
And all this time I’ve been praying to all mighty dog!
Random Nick Premium Member about 4 years ago
oh, gods… it’s punday…
katzenbooks45 about 4 years ago
Off with his head!
JohnTheFoole about 4 years ago
You ain’t gonna eat my head is you??
Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago
I knew chanting that mantra would work.
moderateisntleft about 4 years ago
Just as (un)likely as any of the other fantasies.
kartis about 4 years ago
“No reason to bite my head off…oh right.”
Nyckname about 4 years ago
Gor-y.
COL Crash about 4 years ago
I’ve suspected for quite a while now that the bugs really run the World.
They’re always causing our efforts to fail.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 4 years ago
“You must have had a date with my sister. That’s why you’re up here, right?”
FunnyMinnion about 4 years ago
…That actually makes sense
prabbit237 about 4 years ago
Have y’all ever seen how those things actually eat? I feel kinda sorry for their prey. The mantis is just biting away and the poor prey animal (frog, lizard, snake, bird, insect, whatever) either isn’t fighting at all or it’s fighting and still getting eaten alive.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=praying+mantis+eating+lizard+bird+mouse+frog
Cactus-Pete about 4 years ago
So who is this mantis praying to?