Have y’all ever seen how those things actually eat? I feel kinda sorry for their prey. The mantis is just biting away and the poor prey animal (frog, lizard, snake, bird, insect, whatever) either isn’t fighting at all or it’s fighting and still getting eaten alive.
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
Well, geez! Don’t chew my head off!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Say your preyers.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
That’s the root of my problem with Pascal’s wager.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 4 years ago
MANTIS is not of this world!
MayCauseBurns almost 4 years ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
sunkatt2 almost 4 years ago
Makes as much sense as anything else.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 4 years ago
And all this time I’ve been praying to all mighty dog!
Random Nick Premium Member almost 4 years ago
oh, gods… it’s punday…
katzenbooks45 almost 4 years ago
Off with his head!
JohnTheFoole almost 4 years ago
You ain’t gonna eat my head is you??
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I knew chanting that mantra would work.
moderateisntleft almost 4 years ago
Just as (un)likely as any of the other fantasies.
kartis almost 4 years ago
“No reason to bite my head off…oh right.”
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
Gor-y.
COL Crash almost 4 years ago
I’ve suspected for quite a while now that the bugs really run the World.
They’re always causing our efforts to fail.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“You must have had a date with my sister. That’s why you’re up here, right?”
FunnyMinnion almost 4 years ago
…That actually makes sense
prabbit237 almost 4 years ago
Have y’all ever seen how those things actually eat? I feel kinda sorry for their prey. The mantis is just biting away and the poor prey animal (frog, lizard, snake, bird, insect, whatever) either isn’t fighting at all or it’s fighting and still getting eaten alive.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=praying+mantis+eating+lizard+bird+mouse+frog
Cactus-Pete almost 4 years ago
So who is this mantis praying to?