Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 22, 2021

What’s the cat’s name? Kraken?

You can’t order a cat! That cat’ll go wake up the breakfast buffet instead.

OK, for whatever reason, that now makes me want to rename our cat to “Kraken”…

3:15 is about the time my Brat comes in to wake me up. I don’t mind since I do have to be at work at 4am!

3:10 is about the time the little zoomers ran through the house awaking us and our guests. And not just the cats, I am sure at least two of the doggos joined in.

I laughed out loud at this one. Had my wake-up call at 0400 this morning. Cat #2 came at a more decent hour of 0500.

So – they’re allergic to cats?

??

Mine will meow when it’s time for me to get up. If I ignore, she will bring a toy into my bedroom to play. Tough to ignore that.

Cat Cafes are successful. Why not a cat Hotel?

Mt Tuxie Shellie sleeps with me every night, & I awake to her wonderful purr.

Also wakes up 309, 311, 308, 312……

Good morning, Mr. Johnson, check dis ass!

No, the mouse is supposed to come first. After the cat comes the dog. Then comes the tiger followed closely by the elephant. Then the mouse to get rid of the elephant…

310? Is that Mr. and Mrs. Pigeon’s room?

Is the guest in room #310 named Gary Hobson? Will the cat’s wake-up call be coming with tomorrow’s newspaper? Virtual Christmas cookies to the first one who can figure that out.

Throw a live mouse in the room first to keep the cat active.