Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 04, 2022

  1. Grandbudapesthotel cr alamy
    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    My wife and I decided not have kids. We plan to tell them this evening.

    My wife and I wanted to get divorced. But neither of us wanted the kids.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Eevil cannibal creatures!

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    ekw555  over 2 years ago

    I love babies.

    but I could never eat a whole one.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Parents of teenagers understand why wild animals eat their young!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Gasp! Another DARK WEB story….

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s a black widow. After the kids are all “gone,” he is next.

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    Tsk, tsk. Two 7-legged spiders. Must call a special meeting of the International Cartoon Spider Leg Counting Society to deal with this.

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    NaturLvr  over 2 years ago

    Most types of spiders are not known to eat their young.

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    They seem to be all caught up in it. :)

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Doesn’t make economic sense to have your own kids for the purpose of eating them, considering how they grew in the first place. Maybe they just love the taste.

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    “Oh, what a tangled web we weave…” it catches the kids more easily.

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