Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 26, 2023

Yep, he’s a ginger.

Have a Pale Ale instead.

Yes, sunscreen is important! And it makes him slipery as well (otherwise it would be too less sunscreen). Just like oil on the old gladiators ;-)

His pal couldn’t wait, and he got the worst case of moonburn you’ll ever see.

At night, too?

One way or the other, he’s gonna get tanned.

This may not make it outside.

“You wanna piece o’ me? Here, have some dead skin!”

Strange. I’ve never had a pal with whom I wanted to fight

Don’t slap it on too hard, you might knock yourself out!

Because l’m going to be working you over for a long time…..

Like the old saying goes: Never bet on the white guy.

Sun cancer is no joke bro

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.